No Utility Inc.

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Void Generator

About Us

Founded in 2025, No Utility Inc. has been proudly delivering absolutely nothing to millions of users worldwide. Our mission: redefine the boundaries of unproductivity.

Core Values

• Inefficiency First — speed doesn’t matter when the destination is nowhere.
• Meaningless Innovation — inventing the wheel, but square this time.
• Transparency — we openly admit that nothing useful will ever come out of this.

Testimonials

“I wasted 3 minutes here. Best 3 minutes ever.” — John D.

“Finally, a tool that matches my productivity level.” — Anonymous

“I showed this to my boss. He still thinks it’s real software.” — Sarah K.

FAQ

Q: What does this utility actually do?
A: It creates value out of nothing, literally.

Q: Can I use this at work?
A: Absolutely. It looks professional enough to fool your manager.

Q: Is this open source?
A: Yes. Feel free to contribute nothing.